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The Gameboy Portrait. For when you want people to remember that you were never going to get laid.**********************************
The NBA Jeans Portrait. For when you want people to remember that you were the wigger with NBA team patches on your jeans.**********************************
The High Voltage Portrait. For when you want people to remember that you were always a little too much to handle.**********************************
The Mid-Curl Portrait. For when you want to remember how jacked and tan you were**********************************
The Lay in Hay Portrait. For when you want people to remember you were always cool with getting down in a barn.**********************************
The Brio-in-the-Background Portrait. For when you want people to remember that you REALLY liked Brio.**********************************
The Portrait of a Portrait Portrait. For you want people to remember that you really liked your senior portrait.**********************************
The Pose on a Ladder Portrait. For when you want people to remember that you were destined for manual labor.**********************************
The Playing the Violin Portrait. For when you want people to remember that you were the pussy who had to take violin lessons.**********************************
The Shirtless-with-My-Pregnant-Girlfriend Photo. For when you want people to remember that white trash never stops procreating.**********************************
The Margarita-Salt-in-the-Background Portrait. For when you want people to remember that you could drink margaritas at your parents’ house whenever you wanted.**********************************
The Daniel-san Portrait. For when you want people to remember that you were the president of the Ralph Macchio fan club**********************************
The Scott Storch Portrait. For when you want people to remember that you were destined to become the next Scott Storch.
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The Weird Asian Kid Portrait. For when you want people to remember that you were the weird Asian kid.**********************************
And The Hansbrough Portrait. For when you want people to remember that you’re a basketball playing douchebag.