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PostSubject: Full Metal Jacket Quote   Full Metal Jacket Quote I_icon_minitimeMon Nov 17, 2008 6:26 pm

I was just looking at this because of another thread i'm posting it.. and came across this quote from FMJ.

I remember how funny it was.. i about died laughing just reading it.


Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you think I'm cute, Private Pyle? Do you think I'm funny?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Then wipe that disgusting grin off your face.

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.
[tries to stop smiling]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well, any fucking time, sweetheart!

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, I'm trying, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! ONE! TWO! THREE!

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, I can't help it, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit! Get on your knees scumbag!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [Pyle drops down to his knees]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Now choke yourself.

Private Gomer Pyle: [Pyle wraps his own hands around his throat]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Goddamn it, with MY hand, numb-nuts!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [Pyle reaches for Hartman's hand]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Don't pull my fucking hand over there! I said choke yourself; now lean forward and choke yourself!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [choking Pyle] Are you through grinning?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit, I can't hear you!

Private Gomer Pyle: [louder] Sir, yes, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit, I STILL can't hear you! Sound off like you've got a pair!

Private Gomer Pyle: SIR, YES, SIR!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: That's enough; get on your feet. Private Pyle you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely fuck you up!

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.
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PostSubject: Re: Full Metal Jacket Quote   Full Metal Jacket Quote I_icon_minitimeMon Nov 17, 2008 6:40 pm

Have you seen this?